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The crew debates a wild “would you rather” question—speak every language in the world or communicate with animals. Then Gandhi drops a second scenario so outrageous the room immediately regrets it.

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The crew debates a wild “would you rather” question—speak every language in the world or communicate with animals. Then Gandhi drops a second scenario so outrageous the room immediately regrets it.

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Garrett calls Christy's boyfriend pretending their neighbor is furious about their chihuahua barking all night.

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Garrett calls Christy's boyfriend pretending their neighbor is furious about their chihuahua barking all night.

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Sam recaps her unforgettable baby shower (complete with baby food games and a surprise maggot in the tea), Gandhi defends the art of the Irish exit, Nate nearly loses $10,000 in a guessing game with his niece, Skeery and Froggy stay up to “time travel” during the daylight saving change, and Danielle calls out Sam’s unfairly good-looking family.

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Listeners confess their wildest high school scandals, someone loses Froggy mid-show, and a caller announces they’re quitting their job today. We dive into abusing systems to your advantage, Andrew’s terrifying Uber ride, Danielle helping a friend cheat financially, and the internet’s weird obsession with laughing at people getting hurt. Plus: the TV Dad Game, secrets about the happiest people on earth, a caller’s first date in four years, and the surprising jobs where people see you naked.

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